The sounds that a cat makes in this situation is anything but describable… which is how we think this writeup may fall short. There’s a confusing blend of hissing, screaming, loving, and biting that results from any of the above suggested stimuli. She’ll hate you. She’ll love you. She’ll run away from you, but then timidly crawl back…with her ass rubbing against the carpet. This is the strangest, most confusing experience of our lives. Am I hurting her? Does she love it? Does she love me? Will I be able to sleep tonight? Am I helping at all, or did I just cross over into some weird world of animal porn that I never even knew existed? Most importantly…Will our relationship ever be the same?